What are Darth Vader dreams about?

So in my dream, I wake up and realise I’m in a building that kinda looks like a school. I’m in a box of some kind, and I realise quite quickly that I’m not human. No, I’m a robot, but my head is very much a human head. Anyway, I get up and suddenly I have Darth Vaders clothes on me, and his helmet in hand. I put it in, step outside the room and start walking around as Darth Vader, and I feel super cool. I’m giving finger guns to the stormtroopers, I realise how warm the suit is, the helmet is way too heavy. Eventually we get attacked by some Jedi, and I go into battle with them. I kill them all, but not without getting a stab myself. I get taken to a cafeteria where I meet a friend. The friend introduces me to his parents, one of which is transsexual. I, as Darth Vader get jealous, so I go into a website to see if I can return to human form to become trans. The website says I can’t, and again, as Darth Vader, I break into tears.

Then I woke up. Wild.

every since i went to the cinema recently i’ve been longing popcorn, idk why it tasted so good that day. i got a chance to see the last star wars movie (for some reason in my mind it hadn’t come out yet) with my mates so we went and i was trilled to order popcorn. after i had it i started eating it and tbh it didn’t taste like a thing but probably because it was a dream, i also ordered a drink with it and no idea where i left it so i was dry. before entering the room to watch the movie there was this place where you could take like figures and stuff (mementos ig) and and deeper i went the more obscure it got, stuff like retro consoles and old games. it was me, some random guide and nonchalantly scott the woz starts giving me advice as well. i told him i wanted a console similar to the wii and he showed me just the right one, although it was sort of an emulator rip off, it only had a few games. before i even realized i had missed like half the movie and i had no idea which room to go, once outside i also realized the cinema was like in the middle of what looked like disney, as i tried to go back i entered what looked like christian school or something this shit was like hogwarts
and i could hear angry moms in the distance. after that i can’t remember what happened til i woke up, gotta say i’m disappointed i don’t get to keep all the stuff i had taken with me, i had like a big ass darth vader statue.

Okay so I just had a dream that I met Hayden Christensen at a party and he was dressed as Anakin and he did a really good impression of Vader that blew me away, I laughed and struggled to find words to complement him, and then I asked if he had seen The Lion King and he said no and I said "you haven't seen The Lion King?? But it's got that guy who voices Vader, you know.. um" (and I completely blanked on his name) then we ended up getting everyone in the party's attention and I asked the crowd if they knew.

There were at least eighty people in the room and some of them were obscure or minor celebrities like that guy from the office that played Jim Halpert. It went on for a really long time, people were putting their hands up and more were getting involved, I didn't know any of their names so I was just pointing and saying "You!" and they were yelling out stuff like "Michael J Matton" "Martin K Humes" and I was like "Hmm, no" - I was really surprised that they didn't know this legendary talent's name. So then I was like, "okay everyone put your hands down" (they put their hands down) and then I was like "now put your hands up if you ACTUALLY know the name" and a few people did, but they still somehow got it wrong - this was really turning into a debacle. Then in a eureka moment I was like "James EARL JONES!!" and everyone cheered, so I turned to Hayden Christensen was like "Yeah so Lion King has James Earl Jones in it, but you haven't seen it so nevermind" then I woke up

Today I had first a dream about two people fighting but I forget a lot of the details of that one. This was actually the most interesting dream despite lack of remembering most of it.

Then I had one about dunkin donuts where I wanted to get a donut but for some reason I went to the drive thru but they gave me an extra fee for some reason so I decided to not use the drive thru. When I went back in the building a few cop cars arrived and they ran in and went up an elevator.

The elevator took them to a mall.

Oh yes and then I had a dream of an active shooter drill in the eastern usa. Inside of a mall. Supposedly it was a drill but it was a really intense dream. And I think it took place mostly near the escalators and clothing store area of the mall. The guy was white and had a mostly shaved head and was supposedly a cop doing it as a drill I guess...

And then I had a dream about star wars maybe darth vader to be precise. Then I had a dream about a bee and a girl who claimed to be 5'9" (Valerie's height) but she was a lot taller than that!

was watching an 18 rated TV show with my mum and sister, the first episode, wasn't a premiere, already aired before. the beginning had Jackie Chan looking at a picture of his family, I think, looking frustrated, maybe one of them died, and shaolin monks.
the intro theme happened after, involving Jackie Chan looking determined, and monks dancing around a mountain, on some 西游记 shit. if you know you know

then it switched to a hospital, where people were giving sex ed talks to children about shaving pubic hair, one was giving it to just boys, the other to girls, who all had weird hairstyles. meanwhile two men exchanged a funny joke between each other, about genitals probably, which didn't make sense to me, in terms of the joke itself and its larger part within the narrative. but it could be a haha fUnny moment for the sake of it, idk, go follow @daquan for more funny conten-

then I'm not sure, cos the show cuts to an alien, maybe it's one of the girls, it enters a room secretly with people in side, and feeds on them by ripping off their heads and sticking it in their brains. very gory, but this isn't revealed until later. the shot just shows it holding a head

the show cuts to a woman standing outside the huge hospital, as if she is looking for something, maybe she's from an anti alien agency detecting signs of alien activity here, bearing in mind the intro scene with Jackie Chan so far has absolutely no relevance to this.

so far. if this show ever comes into fruition I'll figure it out, I emphasised the so far for the sake of my own comfort

the alien enters a greenhouse like room, made of glass, where there are many patients, like a special unit. the woman also enters this room and the alien panics and hides. when the woman gets nearer to where it was hiding, it comes down, rips her head off, then the camera reveals the feeding method for the first time. it then pans out to the rest of the room, where all the patients are headless, and scalps are ripped, where there is a circular hole in the brain, as the alien sucks the essence with a tentacle.

suddenly this monster comes out, like a minotaur or something, it gets dramatic. Michael bay level camera shake. but the alien handles it easily, like in Skyrim when you finish a dragon and for the finisher it climbs onto the head and kills it.
like that but without the R2 spamming before the finisher.

the credits roll as he sucks, the camera focusing on the monsters corpse, with the alien sticking on the side,

but a post credits scene reveals someone else, dressed in a darth Vader like suit, proceeding to suck on the minotaur's arse with its own tentacle, he sticks it in with a large squelch and it cuts to black.

episode one.

is this show like a sci fi dark comedy kung Fu wushu thriller series? fuck knows

my mum was like, is that the end, I was like there's a whole series, it's getting quite late, wanna watch it tho, she went ooh ok one more, in a remarkably strong Chinese accent.

one thing to note, the beginning scene was shot with a shite camera, like some early 2000s made for TV b movie/ sitcom, with shit overdone lighting, but then for the hospital but onwards it switched to a more cinematic one, excellent lighting, excellent cinematography.

what the fuk

EDIT: MAYBE DARTH VADER IS JACKIE CHAN, THÉ HEAD OF THE ANTI ALIEN AGENCY, THE SHAOLIN MONKS ARE HIS GOONS, ONE OF HIS FAMILY GOT SUCKED BY ONE AND HE'S REALLY SALTY,
PLOT TWIST, JACKIE CHAN is an alien himself, wait that means an alien committed an act of cannibalism, maybe cos it was desperate, and Jackie resents his race cos of that, pretending to be a human and combat his own race with this organisation that no-one else believes, cos ha, aliens ain't real,
BITCH. and has to go into hideout in, uh, China, where the monks at, they believe him and work for him, but that doesn't explain the woman who just walked into the hospital
maybe she's just a key worker

fuck this dream and its incoherent looking-ass, I'll just stick it here