What are Gandalf dreams about?

I landed into this epic battle as a wizard warrior. A Gandalf type character said "quick grab this this staff and sword, kill anything you see." There were these giants monster some looked like aliens other like if big ben (the clock tower) was made of flesh. Natural I begin taking everything down in sight. And I was proficient at it.

Then just when I thought we had the battle won. (And this is the hilarious part.) These 2 guys brought in a demon/monster type foe. And they said only you can beat this monster and we'll win the fight. They unveiled it and it was the hottest woman I've ever seen. I means she gorgeous, exactly what I like big and thicc. Then I said "aight I guess we going to lose." And I woke up.

I dreamed that a friend and I were invited by a grey robed wizard to go on an adventure. He introduced himself as Gandalf to us little hobbits. After leaving the Shire, we came to an old abandoned railroad. This is where doubt began to creep on me and my friend. For one thing, "Gandalf" was not staying on near the railroad but rather zigzag back and forth, rummaging through the different dumpsters at the side of the railroad. Further checking shows that his robe barely covers him from the waist down. He also wears a rather bright blue short shorts under said robe.

This dream was SUPER out there and weird. I can’t remember all of it, but I remember there was some villain that I was up against, and they had cursed the shrek species generations ago so the women kept having miscarriages and they were getting close to extinction.

Somehow they sent me and the last of people back in time to the beginning of creation where everyday was the span of a lifetime (similar to what happened to Gandalf), and the women were trapped on a space ship and I had to break through the force field to get them out.

I could not tell you got it ended, but I somehow broke the force field and made it into the ship and was trying to get them out, but there was nowhere for us to go.. since we were at the beginning of creation and also in a space ship.

Needless to say it was a stressful dream, and I kept waking up and going back to sleep and picking up where I left off.

I was in a zombie apocalypse and had to free my basecamp from zombies. It was an old barn (which looked a lot like my old highschool) and it was a nice fight, like in an ego shooter video game. After that my teammates came back to the camp. One did bullshit with a bazooka, so I threw the rocket ammunition out of the window.
Unfortunately it exploded, which alerted more zombies, who we then fought back, again in video game style. A magician of ours wanted to transform herself into Gandalf to achieve more power, but she had a hickup and transformed herself into *Gandal-pf* instead, which was a weird dragon-carp mix floating around in the room.
Afterwards I decided to move out of the barn, so the following dialogue ensued with my in-dream girlfriend:
*"Why would you want to move out? You're hurting our communist ideals!"*
*"I'm sorry. But I'd rather sleep on a postclimatic mattress than an anticapitalistic barn floor."*
*"But don't you love me anymore? You're leaving me!"*
*"My heart desires you, but my back desires memory foam."*

This was followed by some events I failed to remember, then the waking up.

This dream graced me right before waking up.

The Scene opens with a view on top of Bag End. Just out of view a group of various shaped and sized Ian McKellen Gandalfs, anywhere from 7.5ft tall, to a dwarf sized Gandalf, elf Gandalfs, all with different length beards, hair lengths, and hat assortments, majestically walk up the hill and to the center.

As all the Gandalfs group together on the hill in a semi circle, Dwarf Gandalf steps forward and sets down a stool. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out Mini Gandalf who is 1ft tall and places him on the stool; this Gandalf is beardless but still has his long majestic hair.

The scene zooms in on Mini Gandalf as he solemnly takes off his hat and says with a pause….. “I miss Gandalf” as he closes his eyes and slowly tilts his head up to feel his hair blowing in the wind. Immediately all other Gandalfs pull out instruments and begin playing Howard Shores, The Shire.