What are Donald Trump dreams about?

In the dream, I get home from work to find him standing calmly in my kitchen. I open the back door to let the dog out and notice a giant hole cut in my patio

I immediately see that there is an enormous shit in the hole. Naturally, I start accusing Trump of ruining my patio and shitting in the giant hole he made.

But he calmly took me outside and showed me the hole from a different angle. The hole had exposed a giant cavern beneath my house, and in that cavern were already thousands of shits.

There's no way he could have possibly made that much shit in the 9 hours that I was at work. The shit was always there. He just exposed it. And then he calmly left.

In retrospect, it seems like there may be a deeper meaning, but when I woke up, I was just annoyed that I might have to fix the patio.

I dreamt that donald trump stole my boobs. I was sitting with my friend and I felt a tugging on my chest. I looked down and was shocked to find that he was kinda reaching his hands towards my boobs and using some kind of magical force to suck them off (like how the dementors suck out a soul in harry potter) .

After about 30 seconds of this he stopped and turned away from me. When he turned back around he had my boobs on his chest and was laughing manically.

I freaked out and woke up. Weird fucking dream man...

I am not okay.

I was in my house and I am surrounded by people talking, people I don't know. All I can hear is " Donald Trump in on the plane, Donald Trump is on the plane." A old lady walks up to me and says " I have it on authority that Donald Trump is in hotel 518". I'm confused and I start to go upstairs but something stops me. I look out the window and there is an explosion. The explosion is a huge cloud of smoke with sparkles around the base of it. We're all freaking out in the house and minutes later a massive explosion which shakes me awake.

I was freaked out. My dream felt real it felt like it happened and it took me hours to fall asleep again.

I didn't get much sleep and when I wake up I wake up to my sister, saying " there was an explosion" and my dad saying " no that's a fucking bomb " .

So like I'm not okay ✌️

So in my dream I appeared to be at work when President Trump shows up, I am surprised and freaking out because I no clue why he is here and what he wanted. As the dream goes on it turns out he wanted to hangout (still not sure why) so that was most of the dream until he said he was interested in me to be part of secret service or least a personal bodyguard.

I should note the only experience I have is security like my current job just sitting at a desk and doing patrolling, so I don’t know why this came to be because I never thought of it.

After I heard his request I told him that I would after leaving my job and later he went somewhere that I guess involved a disguise or something because the next thing I see is he is wearing glasses and somehow looks like an old woman. Before I could understand why and what was happening other weird things happened that I don’t fully remember then the dream ended.

Last night I had a dream that I was traveling with the Trump administration, and Trump was giving a speech to a large group of African children in a class room. He was wearing a costume that looked like the fake muscle guy costumes, but the skin was orange and instead of muscles it had tits and a saggy belly. He had this really majestic red cape that was blowing behind him from fans on both side of the stage pointing at him. The speech actually felt like a typical Donald Trump speech, similar to the one he gave to the boy scouts of America. He kept rambling about his enemies and saying things that had nothing to do with why he was there. After stepping off stage a group of his administrators and myself followed him to the back. He walked to a closet and he dissimilated into what looked like pixels, and it turned out Trump was what looked like an insecure 10-14 year old boy with brown hair. He looked really embarrassed by the speech he just gave. One person who'd been chuckling through his speech said, "Don't be so hard on yourself Donald it was fine.
" I leveled with him, and told him "it was pretty rough," and asked "Did you know what you were going to be talking to them about, because it seemed very unfocused." He refused to give me an answer, as he looked down shuffling his feet. I asked 3 times until he started crying. I could tell how hard it was for this kid to be a leader. He proceeded to spill his guts about how he never asked for this. As I started talking to him more and tried cheering him up we talking about video games (apparently his favorite game was Battlefield 1), movies(He said he was going to see a movie, and he was going to watch the "whole movie"), books(he said he doesn't really read). Anyways, I'm not justifying his behavior, because I know he's an adult, rather than a kid pretending to be an adult. It is however difficult for me to get mad at an ignorant buffoon with the intelligence of a kid, for acting like one. If anything I'm angry with the people that thought somebody like Donald Trump would be a good leader.