What are Joe Biden dreams about?

There is a house that is said to be normal when you go inside. However, I do, and the craziest reality breaking sh\*t starts to happen. Can't recall everything, but I know that the dream gave me an uneasy, scared, uncomfortable feeling. My uncle shows up in the dream somewhere, there are three witches that live upstairs for some reason, and a life-like barrel of monkeys looking creature, who evidently owns the house, comes in and cuts his arm off. I try to escape but someone has taken my car from the parking lot and I'm being chased by tiny penguins called "negars". I then take a black mustang with my friend Don, who is not someone I know in real life. We are about to escape when we crash into a wall and the car explodes, sending Joe Biden flying out of the flames with arms to his sides and a scary smile on his face. What the hell.

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* "[Became aware in the dream, and apparently the "star" of the story was not happy I was aware](https://www.reddit.com/r/thisdreamihad/comments/lqkvh2)" by [u/Arkiswatching](https://www.reddit.com/user/Arkiswatching)
* "[i dreamt i flushed my cat down the toilet](https://www.reddit.com/r/thisdreamihad/comments/l2jw5y)" by [u/yankee-with-no-brim-](https://www.reddit.com/user/yankee-with-no-brim-)
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* "[Strangest or most ironic Dream that made you go "what the hell...?"](https://www.reddit.com/r/thisdreamihad/comments/pedyg1)" by [u/TheRealOsamaru](https://www.reddit.com/user/TheRealOsamaru)

This is nothing “special” but I woke up today and had the feeling I have to share this, because I’m still a little confused why I dreamt that.

Joe Biden and Donald Trump ordered me all across the Atlantic for a meeting in the White House (I’m german). We sat down on a couch with a little coffee table nearby. Then they both started telling me what an extraordinary gorgeous Teacup I have (My teacup was on that table). I told them my grandma gave it to me and all they did was looking at it like they are deeply in love and kept telling me about the beauty they see in this special cup.

That’s it. I don’t know why the hell I would dream something like that.

My girlfriend gave me a present. It was a reverse gangbang at this bowling alley/brothel. Yeah, what a business. I went and got in a jacuzzi with all these hot girls. When I finished up I couldn't find a train to take me home because every single train in the station was going to a city on the other side of the country.

I decide to go deeper into the station and find an elevator. I go up and it takes me to this theme park run by these elves. I try to go back down and they keep trolling me; offering ways of going back down but then revealing the methods to be impractical. I lose my shit at the elves and they send me back downstairs. They're salty as fuck. I get back down to the station. This girl from my work sees me and asks if I enjoyed the gangbang. I tell her I did. She puts a white rose in my hair for some reason.

I get outside the train station and its snowing. It's now being used as a place to have dogsled races. Some random guy that works there comes and yells at me because I'm in the way. I tell him to get fucked while making fun of his socks.

I get a call from my family. They ask me if I enjoyed my ski trip, despite the fact I never went. They tell me that they arranged a trip home for me. A fat black woman has been hired to be my driver. I go to the parking bay where she's meant to be, but she lost her mind and drove away. I hotwired another car and chased her down to teach her a lesson. When I do I somehow pop her tires. The police show up in masses to arrest her, and she starts doing this loud chant. "LOOLOOLOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOO!"

I drove away and found myself in Serbia. The people are protesting about the good old days of Yugoslavia, where different ethnic groups lived together peacefully. I agreed with that and said we should do something about it. I walked across a bridge with the crowd and found myself in Red Square in Russia. We decided to reestablish the Soviet Union and Putin agreed to help us. We raised a new version of the USSR flag.

Thinking we were victorious, the Russian military comes out and surrounds us. Dmitry Medvedev has assumed power in light of Putin's treachery. Joe Biden came as well. My team was surrounded. USSR flag taken down. Joe Biden said "These people are not communists! They're fucking idiots!" Medvedev sentences us all to immediate execution by firing squad and decides to purge Russian communists for good measure. So Putin, Gorbachev and myself get whisked away to this room. The executioner asks me "Any last words?" I replied to him "I regret nothing!" He pushed me into the dark room and put several bullets in my back.

I had a brief image of a half-finished bottle of Jack Daniels (I am currently trying to stay sober/recover from alcoholism). I guess my brain decided to scare me into breaking my sober streak. Again. Then I woke up.

OK, so this is NOT meant to be a political post. I had a dream that Joe Biden walked up to the podium to make a speech, and he pulled out a sandwich - white bread, slathered with butter, and a pigeon on it. He took a huge bite, chewed, then swallowed and said "The only thing about finding a bird on your sandwich is finding half a bird."

I think I might need therapy now.