What are baldnes dreams about?

So the dream starts with me going down towards a residential canal and standing near the edge. While there, I notice right next to the edge was a completely still man in a wetsuit on a stationary jet ski.

Dream me somehow subconsciously knew he was supposed to be a doll or a life-like mannequin. The guy was white, bald, and had a thin goatee. He also had a huge head, and a slight smirk. While mucking around near the canal, I spot his eyebrows going up. I convinced myself for 2 seconds that this was just a feature that he did or something, that is until I looked at him again. I saw his head turn towards me, his eyes now wide and with a very noticeable smile. He said to me in a hushed voice "*it's gonna happen!*", freezing me in place. I was then suddenly in my bed, unable to move. I felt his (or *its*) presence yet couldn't see him. I finally broke free and started running towards my hallway, and it was then that I realized I was now awake.

I don't know what he meant by "it's gonna happen" and I didn't recognize him in the slightest. I'm now scared to go to sleep, as I fear the Jet Ski Man will do...*something* to me.

Obligatory this dream was yesterday but I was too busy to write it down back then.

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I was going on a flight with my mom, and my mom was tested positively for Covid19.

A girl with black hair and a white lab coat approached me. "Your mom is tested positive, that means you might be positive as well since you both traveled together."

"Oh shit," I said. "I didn't think of that."

"Follow me", was all she said and she immediately walked away to the testing site.

I was sitting on a stool and she took a test swab.
"Say aaaaa!", she said.

So I did, opened my mouth, and said "aaaaa!"

For some reason, I closed my eyes, and instead of feeling the test swab, I started feeling her tongue in my throat. I quickly retraced my head and opened my eyes.

"**WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU DOING?!**" I screamed.
"I... I'm sorry! But you're so hot I can't help it!", the girl replied, still sitting across me.

I ran off and screamed, "I'm gonna talk to the manager!".
"Ok Karen", I heard behind my back.

I looked back at her. "Are you nuts?! This is a completely legit reason to talk to the manager!"

I walked away from her, knowing that with her I wouldn't get further in the convo anyway. Looking for the manager, I found this small office room where a group of people was sitting on chairs circled around each other as if they were having a meeting. I knew that the manager would probably be in this room.

I walked inside and asked who the manager was. A fat man, bald with a bit of grey hair on the side, wearing a blue-red striped colbert, stood up and said: "That would be me, what is the matter?"

"One of your employees decided to sink her tongue in my throat because she had the hots for me while I'm likely infected with covid19."

"Well that doesn't sound so bad, does it?", one of the people still sitting at the chair replied.

"I'm fairly sure this is called rape...", I got really angry at this point but tried to remain calm...

"A kiss can be hardly called rape.." the manager assured.
"A kiss... A KISS?! Seriously? She made me choke on her tongue! She was supposed to make me choke on a fucking test swab!". At this point, I couldn't really remain calm anymore.

The manager saw my visible anger and after a moment of thinking, he said: "Ok you're right... this is unacceptable behavior... We will deal with it. Thanks for bringing it to my attention."

He slowly turned around, facing his back to me, and I thought everything was done until he ran towards me while turning back around and he had a syringe in his hand and I could quickly dodge it and plunge it in his own shoulder after which he died right there on the floor.

I ran outside, thinking: "If even the manager wants to kill me, who knows how big this plot might be?!" after which I woke up and had to laugh the lungs out my body from how funny this all was.

Okay, before I begin, I'd like to say that this dream is 100% real, and I'm 14 years old. It might be difficult to believe that it's real, but trust me, it is. I myself find it a bit difficult to believe that I actually had this dream.

Also, warning, this is extremely NSFW, and pretty disgusting.

So, recently I had this dream where feminists took over the Irish government (This is where I live) and now men are second class citizens. When I came into school the next day, my clothes were taken away and I was put into a hallway with every other boy in my school, who were all also naked. I noticed that I had seen no male teachers that day.

One by one, other boys names were called out and they left somewhere. When my name was called out, I was led into the disabled toilet, which seemed bigger than in real life and had been converted into a sex dungeon. There was various BDSM equipment around the room, and into the middle, a big cum-drenched table. A girl from my school, who I'll call Jessica, was standing there, naked. But she was different than usual. Firstly, she had a cock. A big one too. And secondly, her forehead was around five times the normal length, and the top of her head was bald, but hair was still growing on the sides. There was a small hole at the top of her head.

She greeted me by saying something like "Hey Josh, look who's the pussy now." (That is not my real name, but I don't want anyone finding my throwaway, as I have a pretty unique name) I had never called her a pussy in real life. The principal, who was also in the room, put half of a bra around my dick. There was a pile of cum covered half-bras in the room. Jessica lied down on the table, her massive cock pointing straight up. The principal told me to lie down on her, with the back of my head against her schlong. I did. On the ceiling, I saw a TV screen showing us from a "better" angle. After a few seconds, she immediately thrusted her cock right through the back of my head, and out through my mouth. This didn't hurt, and made me immediately cum inside the bra, even though I didn't find it sexy. When I came, I saw on the TV her cumming LOADS from the top of her head, but none from her dick. This repeated a few times, until her boner deflated, and she pushed me off the table. The principal took the bra from my dick, which was overflowing with cum, and tossed it on the pile.

I was lead out of the room by another teacher to a classroom, full of boys from my school. I sat down and saw that we had to watch other boys going through the same thing we had. We were not able to turn out heads or close our eyes. I woke after a while of watching some kid get fucked in the head.

Is there any meaning to this weird-ass dream? Or am I just insane?

Last night I was in a haunted house and I knew I wasn’t suppose to be there I was already told to leave and I stayed anyway. (I think the setting had to do with repressed emotions because that’s what I’ve been working on in waking life) I ended coming face to face with a green devil he was bald with blue eyes and a black robe. He told me I wasn’t supposed to be there at first I was scared but then I wasn’t and I just asked for forgiveness. He told me I needed to leave and never come back. He was actually quite nice, I promised I would go and never return. Now that I’m awake I’m unsure if I should honor the promise I made to never come back. If I do continue to work on repressed problems in my life maybe I won’t be able to deal with them and the devil was trying to help. But since it was a devil I’m unsure, would it be more likely he is trying to lead me stray and I should continue to work on these problems?

Last night i had a dream that a strange figure came into my room. Your typical dark figure with glowing eyes. Woke up in a sweat but i don't remember anything else about it, though i remember it being longer.
When i woke up, my gf told me about a dream, where a strange bald man walked in off the street and went into my room (our rooms are right by each other). She called him out and he beckonee her ro go outside with him. She followed him and then woke up.

Its kinda weird that they synced up around the same time. All i can find from google is about thieves but he didnt take anything. Does this mean anything or is it just vrain garble?