What are Cameroon dreams about?

Last night, I dreamt about obtaining a time machine from the Serbian president for free.

It was viridescent-like in color and had a rectangular shape.

The outer layer was constructed out of High-Density Polyethylene plastic, the internal layer was entirely out of decrepit planks.

When I entered, I was required to choose the time period, the maximum was the Cretaceous period.

I reluctantly choose the medieval period, around 1300's.

I appeared near a pawn-shop of sorts, and the pawnbroker was a hairless chimpanzee.

It looked as sinewy and ripped as Cameroon's muscle bound miners or a professional fighter.

Out of curiosity, I approached.

There was a kiosk-like structure of sorts, on top of it was a sign which read "Remember, we talk and mean business. Give us things that are neaten, respect us or get your face eaten - Mr. Bananas"

Once I reached the building, the chimpanzee looked straight ahead with lazy eyes while chewing on dragonfly remnants. It didn't even seem to notice me.

I smacked my dry, crusty lips and said in a suppressed, quiet tone: "Greeti-"

I was abruptly cut off by the chimpanzee, which boisterously said "Plan to give us apricot jellies? They pay well!"

I tilted my head and frowned.

I asked: "W-What? I do not have any-"

"You mean to tell me that you approached my pawn-shop and not expect to give me apricot jellies?" It asked, and I could hear exasperation into it's words.

"Aren't you monkeys supposed to like bananas?" I asked in a perplexed tone.

Suddenly, the chimpanzee lashed out at me. It leaped from it's kiosk, and I took a blow to the parietal lobe which dropped me like a burlap sack of potatoes.

I layed on my back as the chimpanzee pounded my chest, breaking my ribs, yet I had a completely stoic expression, as I somehow developed an ability of being immune to pain.

The chimpanzee began chewing off my face, it swallowed minute pieces of flesh until I had my skeleton exposed.

Behind the kiosk was a stadium of sorts. Two female chimpanzees and a dwarf girl were sitting in the nosebleed section, they cheered for the chimpanzee and leered for me.

"FIGHT BACK, ENTERTAIN US!" The crowd yelled.

I tried thrashing around, but the chimpanzee had the strength that I couldn't hope to match.

With it's rage gone, it hopped into it's kiosk and ignored me completely.

It smacked it's lips multiple times and turned to me: "Get up, it is over."

I got up, dusted my clothing and turned to see my time machine completely destroyed.

I turned to the chimpanzee and it began confessing: "I lived in this pawn-shop for 100 years. I am lonely and I am anaemic.

"Can I be your wife?" I asked.

"Hop on in." It said.

We then lived in that pawn-shop forever.

This is by far my weirdest dream ever, what do you think?