What are cannon dreams about?

I was walking through Solitude, the city from skyrim. as I neared the blue palace, the terrain started to shift to a forest of dead trees. As I continued, I saw a wendigo-like figure under a faintly glowing evergreen. what I did not realize at the time, is that it was my character from destiny, with a sword on his back and shotgun and hand cannon propped up against the tree. He wears all black and has a deer skull for a helmet. I approached it and, "there is no need to be afraid, fish. this is nothing more than a dream." it said, as it plucked a needle from the tree. "you see, everything that happens here is an illusion, something to draw you away from reality, but not me. I am something to bring you back to the realization that you have to deal with life as it is." he looks at the needle. "this tree is full of opportunities. big ones," he gestures to a needle twice the normal size, "and small ones." he rolls the one he is holding between his fingers. "some may bend, in a way you may not feel is possible," as he bends the needle into a loop, "some may break." the needle snaps. "there is no telling what will happen with each needle. so you must be careful when you make these decisions, because you cannot fix them, no matter how hard you may try. now go, and tell banshee I said hi."

and I woke up

Just for clarification, i had been needing to do some daily bounties for banshee, the gunsmith from destiny all day, and most of my friends call me fish, as that is usually my username.

Dreamed there was a "cosplay/LARP environment rental" music venue/park.

They had various buildings set up to resemble locations from Star Wars, Harry Potter, No Man's Sky, D&D, etc. Their business was essentially to give cosplayers somewhere to go LARP that looked like the real deal.

As a promotional event, they held a concert with a bunch of goth bands etc. My GF and some friends decided to go. I flew us there using my squid ship from No Man's Sky, which for some reason actually existed in the dream. (Everyone else had ships too, though they were not all No Man's Sky ships. They were just random ships, which my brain invented for the dream to make sense, I guess.)

I had to fly home and get something my GF left there, but when I was leaving, I playfully fired some of my ship's plasma cannons at some hovering ships of other people at the event.

They did not take kindly to this, and subsequently a small but very angry group of people was hunting me down in the sky. Sadly for them, my squid ship is extremely well-armed and I easily dispatched them in a series of rather ostentatious explosions.

I went back home and grabbed my GF's glasses, then headed back. Whilst there, a strange felt-skinned, 2-foot spider-like creature with a huge egg sac came waltzing into the bedroom of a my neighbor's daughter in the apartment next door. It just so happened that I was walking past the door and it was open, so I saw its terrifying purple and blue form slinking into a fort of sheets the little girl had made.

I swiftly rushed into the room as she began to scream and kicked the nasty creature back out the door. As it ran off, limping and hurt, I made sure its single, long, highly poisonous fang had not managed to puncture the girl. She was thankfully fine, so with my GF's glasses in-hand, I jumped back in the squid ship and headed back to the concert.

When I landed, I tucked the squid ship into a small balcony of a building that looked like something out of Blade Runner. Various cosplayers in cyberpunk garb ignored me as I surreptitiously snuck back into the waiting area outside the concerts.

I gave my GF her glasses, but also broke the news to her that some people were after me, and now her, since they'd likely already figured out that we came together. I advised we ditch out on the concert and go home before anyone realized I had returned.

Just as I said that, they spotted us. I heard yelling and saw a commotion as several furious ruffians tried to spot rush us through the gathered throng.

Not having any of that, I took my GF's hand and we sprinted out towards the cosplay rental buildings. We tucked into one that was a Star-Wars-themed bar. It had fake smoke that came out of the door when it opened, a nice touch.

Once inside however, it was obvious we were not in Star Wars costumes, and since this was against the rules of the place, we immediately drew new anger, this time from a pair of storm troopers, for violating the immersiveness of their LARP.

So now we're running to the building where my ship was hidden, with not only the ruffians but now also the storm trooper in hot pursuit. We had a good 50-foot lead on them, and made it inside and up the stairs before they got inside. Not knowing where in the building we'd gone, they split up.

Thankfully it was the last we saw of them, since we made it back to the hidden squid ship and took off before anyone found us.

However that's when I noticed that our cat was on the roof of the building. Yes, we'd brought our cats to this event, and in the commotion we had forgotten that we had brought them. And now one was on the building's roof, staring at us fly away.

I knew we could not leave our pussies behind.

But then I woke up.

In a supermarket, walking around, more like limping actually, looking for a trolley, carrying a basket and a suitcase for some reason, I thought the suitcase would act as a basket that I could drag. I only have two items in my basket, I’m not even using the suitcase, a leather handbag and a pepperami. Jeff winger is there and he has a giant crack in his thigh, like a cut, but it isn’t a clean cut, it looks more like an actual crack in the shape of a lightning bolt but without all the branching off arms, it’s really deep too, he shows it me and keeps pulling it open, it’s disgusting, I ask him why he’s doing it, he says it’s because he’s a man, for a second I think ppffft what a dick, but then I had to agree, he was a fucking tough man. To try and... impress him, idk, idk how it would impress him but that seemed to be the reasoning behind it in my dream, I grabbed the pepperami and broke it into about 10 small pieces, I pulled apart the skin on my kneecaps to make it crack and reveal small openings like Jeff had on his thigh, I make 5 on each knee in the pattern of a circle, and I cram a piece of the pepperami into each of the cuts. Then I stand up, with a circle of pepperami jammed into each knee and shout Jeff winger to look at my knees and look how manly I was. All of a sudden an alarm went off and loud smoke cannons fired that artificial smoke everywhere, like the ones you see at clubs when the song drops, looks like a giant deodorant spray. Anyway, the instinct of everyone in the shop is to duck for cover, I somehow know that the alarm is because of a contamination alert, not a shoplift or anything, I panic because I think, what if it’s me and they come to take me away and I’ve got all this pepperami stuffed in my knees. Meanwhile, as the alarm went off, Jeff had ravenously leapt over towards my position, I knew he was hungry. I saw it as a win win because I could get rid of the pepperami, and Jeff could satisfy his hunger, his insatiable hunger, he was there crouched next to me looking like a demented psychopath, at one point he couldn’t wait and he was squeezing my knee trying to get the pepperami out as fast as he could, by this point the cuts had stretched and my knee looked more like it just had a net of loose skin covering it rather than a solid covering, he had stuck his finger into one of the holes and was digging around for a pepperami. I had started on the other knee, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t try a pepperami or two. There was no bad feeling towards the ravenous Jeff, it was like I was a primal caveman and this was just how we reacted towards food, like animals, it was like he was grooming me like how monkeys groom each other, how they proper get into it but they’re just calm whilst they do it. As the last of the pepperami was eaten the alarm went off and we could all stand up and leave. I could tell in his eye that Jeff had some sort of respect for me as a man after that, so I guess I got what I wanted. I ditched the suitcase, it had been no use to me anyway, I still had the leather handbag, I thought about heading to the checkout to pay for it, but I was already so close to the door, and everyone was leaving in a flurry, if ever there was a time to leave it was now, I felt unstoppable after what had just happened so I decided fuck it, and I walked through the doors and stole the handbag. The end.

Had the dumbest dream ever last night. In my dream there were different farm animals that were hollow and used as food storage. I can’t remember what we stuffed in all the other animals..but I do remember stuffing the pig with mayonnaise and I am not a big fan of mayonnaise anyways. Welll, while I was shoving all that mayonnaise into the pigs butt..it farted or something and the mayonnaise squirted out of its butt like a cannon and went into my mouth. Can someone figure this one out for me?

Thanks

Just a quick post because I filmed it in my dream and I legit wish I had the film because it was so beautiful until it turned destructive.

I had a dream/nightmare last night where I was sitting out front with my ex and her kids. It seemed relatively late. 9-10pm so it was dark out. We were discussing plans about the next day and going to the beach and maybe going fishing (which was unlike her to say the least) but yeah, we kissed made plans and she told me she loved me. We began to get up and some random guy was in my front yard pointing up saying do you see that?

I looked up and lights flying in erratic patterns were flying across the entire sky. Just like 3 at first. As in UFO videos if you’ve seen any they flew at speeds not possible, sudden changes in direction, disappearing and reappearing in another spot. I pulled out my phone and began filming.

They flew across the whole Southern California sky and flew back before they hovered in a spot. They were large fluorescentish purple/bluish lights that changed colors to red at certain points but genuinely one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen in my life was when they made what I’d call “glyphs.”

When they got to this position which was VERY high altitude where they were maybe dots. They began circling in what was a very large radius at incredible speeds. Speeds so incredible that their once separate identities formed a single line in that circle and a beautiful pattern like a “Glyph” from final fantasy summons (sorry for a lack of a better term but I’ll post a link to what is similar to what occurred at the end which is like a “stretched” out glyph)

The glyph was massive in the sky not covering the whole sky but it could have easily been 3-5 miles from side to side and it was iridescent in such a beautiful ornate glowing pattern.

They began moving further away erratically where I’d consider being over Los Angeles is, so a good distance in the horizon and they begin spinning but rather than the glyph facing straight down. It was diagonal and slightly facing down towards Los Angeles. And it was probably 3-5 times the size of the original glyph. It created a huge glyph that began to... for the lack of better words. Separate and extend. The closest photo I can find is this one here on Google.

[Similar to the End Glyph Cannon](https://www.google.com/search?q=bahamut+summon+animation+concept&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS844US844&hl=en-US&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjut5Pz5bDuAhXOIDQIHcavC-8Q_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=414&bih=622#imgrc=9p--gIGbohxqmM)

It then began to glow a bright bright light at the center of the original glyph and get brighter where still, the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, shot out and a literal wave of the largest explosion you could ever imagine tore through the landscape as it tilted upwards and tore a line with an explosion at least a mile high in the landscape. As I sat there still filming hoping maybe it’s far enough away we’d have time to maybe drive or something, I began seeing the explosion reaching out over the landscape decimating the neighborhood next to us and finally the last thing I seeing accepting it’ll be a quick death I wake up right when the fire etc. reached me.

I literally wish I was more artistic because I’ve never seen anything more incredible in my life and I woke up thinking “oh shit I recorded it!” In my stupor before I realized oh yeah dumbass it was a dream.

Just wanted to share!