What are pinecone dreams about?

june 22
i dreamt that the human race was slaves to the car race. ( Like Lightning McQueen cars with eyes on windshield )

July 30
so i was walking up the crest of a hill. giant mansion was behind me far and i stared into it for while. the sky was green. i cross a bridge in front of me. there's a bird person who came up behind me in the direction of the bridge i crossed. He gave me a gem embezzled pine cone like it was important (obi wan you're my only hope style). the setting switches and i'm in a gym on the bleachers. Friend who i only ever met online was there happy drunk sitting next to me talking.

July 31
i was in an airport. i rushed into a plane that was the wrong one. it was filled with asian women and a few asian men. i tried to get out but the door was closed right behind me. i told them to open the door but they weren't listening. finally they turned the plane around for my ass but they were all pissed off at me. i got out of the plane. then somehow i'm a big ass never ending room. all white. in with one other person and the place is filled with desks. we're like preparing for college like it's our room or something. another guy comes in and starts talking to the guy that was with me. and then i'm big apartment full of random people. it was like a party or something. some guy picks fight with me. We fight. and then i remember a bunch of glass figurines of ceramic neko cats that are in the front of asian restaurants breaking.

sat, august 3
snuck into a place with three people. we got to a hallway similar to the one in Get Smart movie. one guy gets through to the end but gets shot by a lady in a white trench coat and a silenced usp. while me and the other guy went through another way. Eventually got found by military cult people and i ran into a room; inside it resembled a public restroom. found a giant pile of cocaine that makes you 4th dimensional (i knew this for some goddamn reason). i jumped into and rolled in it. other guy jumps into ocean to escape the militant force. because this place was on a cliff above the ocean. I turned into orange ultra man like thing and can change size and scale. military ppl freaked out. I saved the guy that jumped and put him on a shady area on a table in a city.

i had a meandering dream last night. the setting was a school cafeteria/auditorium, and seemed to feel like an office in some places. i was unhappy most of the dream. random things happened. my mom brought some tree branches inside, she wanted to harvest pine cones, which were edible, and i saw some that looked edible. softer than pine cones should be, and a bit green and fuzzy. the branches were leafy, more like oak leaves than pine needles, and i wasn't successful at harvesting anything.

i was sitting in a chair in the auditorium/office waiting for something. high school kids were around, maybe i was one of them, i felt awkward and unwanted. i got up and walked past a row of close to a dozen small white top freezer refrigerators. they looked old but functional.

i am fasting today, maybe that's why the food theme, but i wasn't interested in the fridges. i wonder what the pine cones tasted like.

Really long dream. Felt like I experienced a movie in my sleep and kinda literally did.

The dream begins with me going to a mega church with my family. They’re talking about it being the end of the world or something and Yhwh is having everyone gather at churches to talk about it. They said Yhwh not “god” so idk! Dream logic!

I wander around and head up the stairs where I meet this kid who can shapeshift and I learn I can also shapeshift and the kid says “oh, you’re lord Bacchus if you go into the church Yhwh will surely kill you”. I’m then nervous to go into the church, in the couple hours of waiting I explore with the kid in the shape of cats and we spy on the pastors who are acting kind of creepy and antagonistic, but I go back down the stairs and rejoin my family.

A pastor or preacher is standing outside the church doors and having kids reenact something. One kid was dressed like Bacchus(mythology), had the crown of grapes and pinecones, staff, and tacked on devil horns, and they pretend to kill him.

It went something like:
Kid Dressed Like Bacchus: I’m an evil demon!
Kid Dressed Like Yhwh: I Yhwh will kill you!
The pastor claps.

I feel very wary/creeped out and while everyone is distracted I bail and go outside where I meet with SO and we go to hang out with his family. I am meeting more of SO’s family. Mainly aunts and uncles and my extended family is there. Then I had this fear of Yhwh hunting me down to kill me so I’m on edge. One of the family members randomly says “Hey look it’s Yhwh.” And I freeze up and look and it’s actually just a joke because someone is nailing wood up on the wall to cover up a hole in it and ah ha. We proceed to watch a bugs life on the tv as night comes and I go to sleep. Then the dream ends.

I'm not personally a big believer in sim theory, but this was a weird one...

I dreamed I felt I was in a digital/simulated world. I then managed to somehow manifest new forked/nested realities to be created (quantum uncertainty/computers etc) but eventually ended up doing this to a point it was causing too high resource usage on the simulation.

I started yelling for and demanding an admin, and one came and spoke to me through an inanimate object in front of my home linen closet - I picked up what I think originally was one of my backpacks but it became a weird cross between a pinecone and a microphone/speaker.

I asked many questions but can't recall all. One was for them to show me themselves which didn't happen. Another was whether or not I am an AI - they said yes.

The implication was that they were creating life and that they were open to us someday having bodies - robotic or otherwise in whatever physical realm they inhabit...

The various realities I spawned ended in a more upscale version of my current home, or some kind of home and I had a wife or girlfriend present in another room.

What's going on in my head?

I had this goofy ahh dream where I was a
monke who could use magic a little bit and I was coming from a shopping centre to hotel where I was on a vacation with my friends but this creepy guy started following me and I started running but he was catching up, trying ti grab me. I flied away and landed in a tree. He pulled out a revolver and started shooting at me but I took cover behind the tree and his aim was trash. Then my friend showed up out of nowhere, bonked the guy on the head with a pan knocking him out and I changed him into pile of pinecones.