What are alimony dreams about?

I often dream about reading books (non-specific ones, I never remember what they are for) with weird texts, which are often highly imaginary. Here are a few examples of the words/sentences I've seen so far:

* Hmouimaladan (the French word for the Himalayas)
* Symptoms of a disease: Electrchoks, Shrills, Obchaks, Child Support
* A message reading "(My Name), in my opinion, is the (unreadable) Conan America ambassador the (unreadable) deer coi require screaming"
* Wokin Keg
* "Duoh Sedbebh" Asked the teacher who he is, and he wrote "Down Fart Time"
* Syrno Frisby/ Occer Fod Luor
* Renmo IV, Renmo IV, Remnon Avy
* Gorbachev's Funeral Toilets
* MANA GIRLS
* Lesleepy"
* Forming to consistent I'm ago
* Muobkoh, Bohy
* Anaroly Shi Blob
* Qwobek, the correct way to spell Quebec
* There is a 自路 on every blob
* Fotfish

More will be coming soon.

I was in the kitchen with my dream mom and I popped the only ballon she gave me and she kept talking to me then suddenly she called child support and I realized ( oh shit, shits about to get down) when my friend started running then I ran behind an island and my dream mom came from the other side and she was walking twords me then I yelled to the phone “My Mom Is Trying To Kill Me!!!” And before I knew it I was stabbed but what is this I didn’t feel any pain then I suddenly saw keystrokes from Minecraft holding w and a then a second later a respawn screen appeared and another button that I couldn’t read then my dream ended there me woken up to the sounds of my dogs barking and my mom feeding them. Left questioned I asked my mom “what does it mean when I die in my dream”. Then she said she didn’t know, so I reasearched it and found out that it means inner changes and more and more things coming in the future. Now I’m writing this in my room in a notepad app on my iPhone SE (2016) and that’s the end of the story about my dream

So yeah this was weird af. Had a dream I was married to my half sister. She told me she was divorcing me. She told me I had to drive 300 miles to the lawyer. For some reason I raced her there avoiding accidents all over the road there. When we got there I was forced to sign the papers and there was something about how I couldn’t get alimony. After the signing she proceeded to have a party and I got upset and drunk. Then I left and ended up at a hotel partying with Metallica. Besides the obviously weird shit it’s odd that I would dream of my half sister because we don’t talk nor do I like her at all. Also I don’t drink. The dream ended with me taking a shower in the hotel room and a fire alarm going off.

I may have a mental disorder.

so last night, i was trying to get some much deserved shut eye. however, instead of my normal recurring dream of a cow in a poncho agressively trying to sell me milk, i got something a little...
different.
i was walking down a street id never been on before. i was wearing a tuxedo with no undershirt and about 50 cufflinks. i was also very hungry. so, i approached what looked to be a very red mcdonalds.
it was a wendy's
i could imagine the juicy taste of baconator flowing down my gullet like a waterfall of greasy meaty slush. this mental image was so inticing, i ran through the door at top speeds. yes, i said that right.
t h r o u g h.
however, my micheal bay style entrance wasnt noticed, nobody even batted an eye. odd. normally i get a few stares or claps or lawsuits.
either way, i approach the line.
suddenly, the room shifts into the house from the bachelor. for some reason, john travolta was narrating my life. his dark brown voice sending fear and a couple other confusing feelings through my body.
i thought it was god.
he spoke: "smalex. choose your lover. she is in this very room. but be careful, because whomever you choose will be yours for all eternity."
i shivered. his buttery voice intimidates me. however, i had to make a choice soon.
it felt like a trick question. 'choose your lover'. my logic was, if im supposed to be with them for all eternity, i should choose an object that doesnt die, like myself. as i scanned the room, i saw it.
the wendy's sign
i chose it, immediately giving it a huge hug. then, i did the most amazing thing ive ever done.
i got down on one knee, and popped the question.
"multibillion dollar corporation, will you marry me?"
she said yes.
i am estatic.
so then, i brought the sign into the wendys bathroom and did what god intended.
however, john travolta was very upset at my decision and forced me to get a divorce. i was devastated, but his voice made me feel things id never felt before, so i digressed.
i broke the news to the sign, tears in my eye. but, i forgot that signs have incredibly short trimasters, on the account of them being manufactured. i saw the baby sign and tried to hold back my cries.
i left, but wendy wasnt done with me.
i walked home and found a 20,000$ child support bill. i couldnt pay it, all of my money was turned into empty bottles of crest toothpaste. she had to take me to court, where i ultimately lost the case.

so that was last night's adventure.
hopefully i just get poncho cow tonight because i am not man enough to face this again.